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Don't Worry! PowerPoint Viewer May Be Gone, But There's Still One Place You Can Get It!

Posted by Michael Nazhi on April 2, 2018 at 3:45 PM Comments comments (0)

Don't worry folks.  Microsoft may have killed it, but JadeJohnson Games backed it up to their cloud servers in case another "Great JayDee Crash" like era strikes aGain.  So if you don't have PowerPoint on your computer, you may still download the viewer right here.  Please enjoy, and as always, HAPPY JADING!™"

It Ain't Over Yet For BIG SEAN - ONLY 2!

Posted by James Johnson on February 26, 2018 at 10:10 PM Comments comments (0)

Notice: The current latest update to, as well as all future variants of this game is now available on "The JadeShop™!  When searching for the game on our beloved game streaming platform, you do have the choice to either stream the game, or download it. This way, you can choose between using up bandwidth or storage space respectively!  For those of you whom are currently unable to access "The JadeShop™", you may also download the latest version of t...

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Super Mario Odyssey, Or Rather, Soup Um Moddy Yo Odd Is See, Is Coming To JadeReam As A Music Based Quiz Game!

Posted by Abraham Quaver: The Touchable Hologram Version on January 4, 2018 at 4:30 PM Comments comments (0)

Super Mario Odyssey was perhaps the very second best Nintendo Switch title of Twenty Seventeen, or maybe even the ultimate best one itself, depending on where you rank "The Legend Of Zelda: Breath Of The Wild".  That being said, it's no wonder for what reason JadeJohnson Games shall use "Creative Commons" and "Fair Use" to its advantage to port the game to PowerPoint.

Before you wonder about piracy, it is definitely not...

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Great Godly Changes Have Finally Come To The JadeJohnson Games And JadeShop Content Policies!

Posted by Michael Nazhi on November 13, 2017 at 1:50 AM Comments comments (0)

JadeJohnson has officially begun to step up his game when it comes to customer satisfaction and audience appropriacy!

On November Eleventh Of Twenty Seventeen, Jade went to a Hollyn (Holly Marie Miller) concert, officially called "The Last Stop Of The Live Original Tour", that changed his life forever, in only the most Heavenly of good ways. Sadie Robertson was preaching there, and her deep, inspiring, and sometimes even hi...

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There Are VERY FEW INSTANCES In Which It REALLY IS The Case Outside Of The JadeShop, But You CAN PLAY, SOME, JadeJohnson Games Titles, THE JESUS WAY!

Posted by Hollyn on October 20, 2017 at 2:00 AM Comments comments (0)

Hey, fellow Christians, it's Hollyn here!

I have heard a lot of good things about the mission of this site to keep things family friendly, and many tales of its amazing reputation as a service that succeeds to fulfill that mission.  So, I decided to join Motel Kumania, and am very glad that I have done so.  The people here are so nice and loving to one another, and they are very well-mannered when faced with a chal...

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It Turns Out That JadeReam Isn't Just Its Own Game Engine, But Also Its Own Console Hosted By The Former!

Posted by gguru1 on October 2, 2017 at 10:20 AM Comments comments (0)

Slightly Under A Week ago, as of when this was originally posted, Username Michael Nazhi reported that we Jaders would be receiving a whole new slew of games developed via a new video graphics engine, officially dubbed, "JadeReam".  However, what none of us could ever have imagined was that said same engine would also be receiving its own console to host.

Yet, on Saturday September Thirtieth Of Twenty Seventeen, JadeJoh...

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JadeJohnson Games Plans To Abandon The Hassle Of 3D Modelling With Its Brand New "JadeReam" Engine!

Posted by Michael Nazhi on September 26, 2017 at 5:30 PM Comments comments (0)

Ten years ago, on September Twenty Ninth Of Two Thousand And Seven, a curious eighth grader, named James Johnson, looked through the Start menu of his Windows XP desktop computer, and, wondering what it was, opened "Microsoft PowerPoint" for the first time in his life.  Since that very day, SlideShow gaming has NEVER been the same!

James, now known as "JadeJohnson", or simply just "Jade", realized that PowerPoint had mu...

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You Can Get "JayBowl - LEGENDS" Here!

Posted by James Johnson on August 14, 2017 at 11:50 AM Comments comments (0)

Please note: This game is over FOUR HUNDRED AND TWENTY ONE MEGABYTES (421MB)!  Therefore, this game may take a while to download slash launch.  Neither JadeJohnson Games™, or any of its parents, affiliates, or subsidiaries; is responsible for any damages to the game, the console that runs it, or the link to the game file, due to poor internet connection, file corruption, or the online misconduct of people who are out to give us a bad rep by changing the h...

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You Can Finally Give Your Midi Compositions That JadeJohnson Records Sound! (Font.)

Posted by Michael Nazhi on August 6, 2017 at 8:50 PM Comments comments (0)

JadeJohnson Records has officially released their full collection of midi SoundFonts!

What's most amazing about these SF2's is their realism!  When he first started "ProJect PianoSynth.sf2", Jade wasn't quite sure what he was doing, and it showed in his primitive beta bank, known as "Piano Synth Cross".  There were pops and cracks in the samples, and when using it to play a song, it sounded like a record player on ...

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What On Earth? JadeJohnson Games's New Tenth Generation Console Looks Exactly The Same As It's Ninth Gen Predecessor!

Posted by Michael Nazhi on June 21, 2017 at 1:55 PM Comments comments (0)

The Electronic Entertainment Expo (or "E3" for short) was in full swing one week ago today [the day on which this article was posted]. During the same week, JadeJohnson Games announced that they were hosting their own convention; but instead of all of its attendees gathering together and feeling crowded, uncomfortable, and maybe even a little claustrophobic, the event was, and still is, being held online.

"JadeCon 2017", as...

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The Online Store For The JadeJohnson TALE Console Will Soon Meet Tenth Generation Requirements!

Posted by Shreya Ghoshal - श्रेया घोषाल on June 5, 2017 at 9:30 AM Comments comments (0)

"JadeJohnson Games™", the company behind the world famous Microsoft PowerPoint fueled dual purpose gaming console and emulation service platform which are collectively dubbed "The JadeJohnson TALE™", has always been about creating mind boggling innovation.

Its parent company, "JadeJohnson Industries™", as well as the latter's subsidiaries, including the former video game branch, as well as its gradually mer...

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"JayBowl", As A Saga, Has Officially Come To A Successful End, All Original Goals Having Been Achieved!

Posted by Michael Nazhi on May 23, 2017 at 10:25 AM Comments comments (0)

It all started in early Twenty Sixteen: a simple PowerPoint bowling game that took up the world by storm! A year and a half later, we've finally received the ultimate entry in what has since not only become a world renowned series, but also "an intuitively enjoyable research franchise" according to its developers.

The original goal of "JayBowl" was to provide a simple PowerPoint alternative to "Wii Sports: Bowling" which di...

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"JadeJohnson", As He Is Now Officially Known World Wide, Plans To Make PowerPoint's First Ever VOCALOID Equivalent For The JadeJohnson TALE!

Posted by Shreya Ghoshal - श्रेया घोषाल on January 18, 2017 at 2:25 AM Comments comments (0)

Although VOCALOID™ has been around since Two Thousand And Four, singing computers have actually been around since all the way back in Nineteen Seventy Four, when a man and his buds successfully used the world's very first fully speech capable computer to order a pizza to enjoy as a celebration of their amazing invention. That very same computer was then used to sing a basic song, and even though it lacked both vibrato and tremolo (the latter being amplitude modula...

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"JayBowl - LEGENDS" Will Support 3D Character Models

Posted by gguru1 on December 17, 2016 at 4:00 PM Comments comments (0)

JadeJohnson Games™ is planning to implement three dimensional graphics into its final bowling simulator.  Dubbed, "JayBowl - LEGENDS", it will be the most ideal emulation of the sport known to man.  JadeJohnson himself actually hopes to incorporate some of the aspects of the upcoming "Creator's Update" for Microsoft's "Windows 10" operating system, directly into the game, so that if a character model decides to turn its body, it will still look like he or...

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